Real Life Relationship Status Update
idonotexistinreallife: I want a cuddle buddy right now, any takers?
brolinapproved: cakespastrycircus: aliceinthunderlandxx: shikajika: ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender Lol whut hollasexual I’m buy-sexual. If you buy me something, I become sexual.
bustachimes: I was walking and an old man in his vehicle pointed at my tattoo and did \m/ and nodded
At press time, Selwyn had reportedly found a way to work around the problem by...– Man Wishes Computer Could Do Thing It Already Can Do | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source (via thisistheverge)
All I do is spend money lately. I need to stop that.
lizzlemcguizzle: i take you to the candy shop
its funny because people think im quiet but im just listening to everyones conversations and figuring out your weaknesses and ill use them against you to get further in life because i hate everyone
Google “Bermuda pyramids”.
tilthat: TIL the internet weighs about the same as a strawberry via http://bit.ly/18jy3q1