May 2013
Real Life Relationship Status Update
pbh3:
idonotexistinreallife:
I want a cuddle buddy right now, any takers?
brolinapproved:
cakespastrycircus:
aliceinthunderlandxx:
shikajika:
ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender
Lol whut
hollasexual
I’m buy-sexual. If you buy me something, I become sexual.
bustachimes:
I was walking and an old man in his vehicle pointed at my tattoo and did \m/ and nodded
“At press time, Selwyn had reportedly found a way to work around the problem by...”
– Man Wishes Computer Could Do Thing It Already Can Do | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source (via thisistheverge)
2 tags
All I do is spend money lately. I need to stop that.
Watchlizzlemcguizzle:
i take you to the candy shop
its funny because people think im quiet
but im just listening to everyones conversations
and figuring out your weaknesses
and ill use them against you to get further in life
because i hate everyone
1 tag
Google “Bermuda pyramids”.
tilthat:
TIL the internet weighs about the same as a strawberry
via http://bit.ly/18jy3q1
